Dzien Dobry

I haven't introduced myself yet~

I am Toast.
...ah, my traditional intro gets kind of boring to write....
I'm brown and crispy just the way you like it and go well if you spread a little jam on me~ -sigh- I always land buttered side down....ah...so boring.

I spend my free time rescuing small children from burning buildings, saving damsels in distress and thwarting the plans of evil villains. I sleep once a week and when I do, it's in a chair. I can pop popcorn with my mind, find Waldo on the first try and sometimes I can even lick my elbow.

Nice to meet you all.

I'm wondering whther I should greet you because we seriously already know each other so I'm just gonna drop this sentence in and totally not greet you moo.

HELLO ANYWAY THOUGH~